初中一同学英语巨烂，一次英语考试他被老师爆打一顿。原因是这样的....【查看更多】

Bring me the winner then.打赢的给我吧。....【查看更多】

My little dog can't read.我的小狗不识字。....【查看更多】

I've just bitten my tongue. 我刚咬破自己的舌头。....【查看更多】

“A family takes a trip to Disney World. After seven exhausting days, they head home. As they drive away, the son waves out the window and says....【查看更多】

　A young boy runs into the house and excitedly shows his mother a fifty-dollar bill he found in the park. “Are you sure it was lost?” the mother asks.....【查看更多】

高二的时候我喜欢上了学习委员，我认为她是咱们班第2漂亮的，我知道班花还轮不到我，她就坐在我后面，写了张纸条给她：我喜欢你，你喜欢我吗?....【查看更多】

外教：Jesse, do u have a girlfriend?....【查看更多】

After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself-....【查看更多】

“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”....【查看更多】

I'm Trying to Stop It....【查看更多】

Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."....【查看更多】

　That's what I want to find out....【查看更多】

校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问，校长在礼堂讲话，英语老师做翻译。....【查看更多】

有个人刚学外语，这天在街上走，不小心踩了一个老外的脚，那人急忙说：“I'm sorry.”....【查看更多】

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again,....【查看更多】

　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.　　“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”　　W....【查看更多】

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"....【查看更多】

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?....【查看更多】

How did you make your fortune?"....【查看更多】

stan: i won 92 goldfish.....【查看更多】

　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."....【查看更多】

　the formula for water....【查看更多】

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.....【查看更多】

During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days....【查看更多】

　　昨天跟小学的儿子练习量词，轮流出题考对方，比如：“一什么电视?”“一台电视!”虽然一开始很顺利，但是进行到猫的时候，他用的量词竟然是一“根”猫!“猫怎么会有一根的啊!?应该是一只才对!”“有的，我有证据!”这就是儿子出示的证据：竟然真的是...就这样，儿子一发不可收拾，我学了几十年的量词....彻底败给他了!....【查看更多】

　喜欢学英语的小明，不分日夜都在找说英语的机会。....【查看更多】

　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?....【查看更多】

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."....【查看更多】

　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."....【查看更多】